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septembre 2015

Snail as a pet

IMG_34600In Cambodia, pet snails are rare. It might not even have been existed as a pet. Pets for Cambodian are dogs, cats, rabbits -ext, but never be snail. Why not snail as a pet? Well, not a lot of action with pet snails. Neither much of personality or relationship. But after you see this article, you might want to have a pet snail:

  • where you live – pet snails is super easy, just a box with land!
  • how much time you and your parents have to look after a pet – you just give them few pieces of leaves, you may go to work all day!
  • where the pet will live – snails don’t like sun very much like other reptiles, so place it wherever yo wish!
  • how big it will grow up to be – well, it’s as big as your thump!
  • who is going to look after the pet?
  • how much it will cost – a box, land, and  leaves as food!

Dear brother Angry

« If you see this article by chance or attention, I demand you to close it immediately since this article contains my secrets »

AngryDear brother Angry,

I do not even know if you are really a male since you have never told me. But I guess you are a boy since guys are more agressive. Right? Now let me apologize for yesterday that I calmed you down. It was not an appropriate time for you to come. In contrast, you are invited to come to watch cinéma with me. For the last time i went to the cinéma, my neighbors who seated behind me were so BRAINLESS. I wanted to give them time to correct this problem on their own, but they are apparently too low-educated to do so. Every time I go to watch the cinéma, they talk embarrasslessly loud, they laugh when the film is actually in the ghost scary scene, they make noise like almost every minute. I am fed up with it. This time, you must come and give them a lesson. They should be taught by giving them some peices of sh*t mixing with urine and put in their mouth. If you do so, I’ll invite you for dinner.

Hygiene man

IMG_8306One family from Phnom Penh travels to Ratanakiri province. Along a very long and isolated road, the 2 kids and the wife are hungry, very hungry. They have no more food in their car. So, they see one restaurent. They stop and order noodle soup. The husband sees a hair in his bowl, since he is very hygiene, « Shit, there is a hair in the soup. It’s dirty. Let’s move to the other restaurant« ; the man speak. They drive, and drive. 30 minutes later, they find another restaurant. They stop and order noodle soup. The husband sees a hair in his bowl again, so he repeat « Shit, there is a hair in the soup. It’s dirty. Let’s move to the other restaurant« . His wife does not speak a word, just looks at her kids and moves on. Another 30 minutes later, they find another restaurant. They stop and order noodle soup. The husband sees a hair in his bowl again, so he repeat « Shit, there is a hair in the soup again. It’s dirty. Let’s move to the other restaurant« . Since the wife is now starving, she says « what the f*ck! you put my hair in your mouth every night, and you dont say it’s dirty. now, just one hair and you say it’s dirty. Now, let’s eat« 

Cambodian hair myth

IMG_1387A traditional, legendary, typically ancient story dealing with supernatural beings by explaining aspects of the natural world is called myth. It is a fiction or half-truth story that is shared from our ancesters. Since the pre-Angkorian, hair has always been very important. It’s considered to be a good lady.

In the present day, girls try to attract guy’s attention because they know that men are generally more attracted to women whose hair flows past their shoulders. Men rated the same faces as more seductive when they were attached to more hair. So once it is cut, it must grow as fast as it could, and must do anything to help it grows.

Myth 1: Comb your hair 99 times a day.

You’ve probably heard it somewhere in your country. In Cambodia, it is believed to help the hair grow faster.

Myth 2: Trim your hair frequently.

Cutting the ends of your hair is believed to help the hair grow faster.

Myth 3: Brush your hair at least once a day.

The more frequently you shampoo your hair, more dirt has been removed and the oil production increases. The more oil, the faster your hair grows.

Myth 4: Pour water instead of showering.

This is the most important element to grow your hair. In the Cambodian society, pour water is used to give magic

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